1. fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

    fappuclno:

    boutta take the ride of my life

    Reblogged from: jesusthelastairbender
  2. gaydicks420:

    last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

    Reblogged from: a-storm-for-every-spring
  3. amoying:

    QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

    Reblogged from: pizza
  4. cyberfricking:

    sixpenceee:

    SPENT is an online game about surviving poverty and homelessness. Players must make the difficult decisions necessary to live for one month on $1,000, often having to choose between equally disagreeable options. The game ends when players either run out of money before the end of the month or make it through with money left over.

    PLAY SPENT HERE

    PLAY SPENT HERE

    PLAY SPENT HERE

    show this to the republican party

    Reblogged from: cool-aicl
  5. officialunitedstates:

    accioconfusion:

    officialunitedstates:

    I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

    cable news network

    could be.  literally no one knows

    Reblogged from: least-virginy-virgin-ever
  6. yesh69:

agirlnamedally:

expecto-patronum-forevah:

agirlnamedally:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived 12 little girls in two straight lines.



Madeline 

    yesh69:

    agirlnamedally:

    expecto-patronum-forevah:

    agirlnamedally:

    In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived 12 little girls in two straight lines.

    Madeline 

    Reblogged from: cool-aicl
  7. iiiarclight:

    "the government sees everything you do online!"
    um ok what’re they going to see? me being a fucking weeaboo?

    Reblogged from: egberts
  8. killergoth:

take me here on our first date

    killergoth:

    take me here on our first date

    Reblogged from: egberts
  9. Reblogged from: condom
  10. Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
    favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
    Reblogged from: singingsh0wtunes
  11. Reblogged from: lulz-time
  12. dyspraxis:

do not trust the managers, even those who were once your comrades - the pull of authority is tempting and can convert even the most dedicated revolutionaries! revolt! revolt, and throw off your leashes, and if they are a true comrade, they let go on their end, and turn to bite the master’s hand!

    dyspraxis:

    do not trust the managers, even those who were once your comrades - the pull of authority is tempting and can convert even the most dedicated revolutionaries! revolt! revolt, and throw off your leashes, and if they are a true comrade, they let go on their end, and turn to bite the master’s hand!

    Reblogged from: thefartsinourstars
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