1. heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

    heyoitsmya:

    me playing sports

    Reblogged from: izizansari
  2. Reblogged from: bitchingmusicals
  3. spoopying:

"hey what are you doin""nothin. what are you doin""nothin"

    spoopying:

    "hey what are you doin"
    "nothin. what are you doin"
    "nothin"

    Reblogged from: eternallyanxiety
    • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
    • english is their first language: hte fuckign
    Reblogged from: norman-masturbates
  4. deadrevolutionaries:

    • Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
    • Periods are extremely disabling for some people
    • Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
    • Stop arguing about this
    Reblogged from: furrytoast
  5. fandomsaremylifeline:

    avenqcrs:

    hey you

    yes you

    is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

    either way

    youre looking great

    you are going to rock this

    i believe in you

    youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

    best wishes, 

    me

    thank you.

    Reblogged from: furrytoast
  6. Carrie (1976) dir. Brian De Palma

    Reblogged from: voodoocinema
  7. knight-of-rainbows:

    kbghoul:

    GUYS I MET BILLY MAYS

    They have 3DSs in the afterlife 

    Reblogged from: terroristindisguise
  8. destielkills:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

    destielkills:

    awkwardteenagenerves:

    discard-and-discover:

    disregardwomen:

    When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

    this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

    My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

    When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

    Reblogged from: iamnormabates
  9. cuntology:
    Reblogged from: furrytoast
  10. gearstation:

    sacredassbutt:

    baruchsbalthamos:

    Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

    image

    ahem.

    Reblogged from: following-my-own-bliss
  11. sexadvicegoddess:

    sarcasticlittlefuckk:

    standard

    I am crying I love this too much

    Reblogged from: not-suitable-for-kids
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